Dear Neighbor from Hell,
I appreciate that you feel the need to own a motorcycle
while you are clearly in a mid-life crisis. However, I feel the need to let you
know that you do not need to turn on your ‘bike’ and leave it running in your
driveway (near my bedroom window) around midnight, until after you have
finished watching late night TV. Maybe you can afford to waste gas and keep up
your neighbors but you don’t need to flaunt it.
Sincerely,
Exhausted Neighbor
Dear Political Campaign Phone Callers,
You are wasting your time.
I will always pretend to be an under-aged babysitter when you call and
NEVER leave a message for the adults in the house.
To the “Architect” who created the Double Drive-Through,
Seriously? Thanks for
that Cluster-Muck.
Signed,
Customer who always gets the food meant for the person who
ordered on the other side of the double drive-through
Dear Idiots Who Park in the Fire Lane at the Store,
Are you so freaking lazy you can’t park in a space and WALK
into the store? If I find you, I will run you over with my shopping cart.
Sincerely,
The Fat Girl who actually parked in a parking space
2 comments:
Parking in the firelane is about as reprehensible as parking in a handicapped when you're not supposed to!
Amen Missy, Amen!
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